My Humps

My Humps


Being chained to someone is not easy.

Just ask L and Light.  It was night and since we all know that L never slept, he found a way to pass the nights while Light slept next to him.

L had to be careful not to move, he did not want to wake up Light, which could end in disaster. He picked up the blue I-pod on the nightstand; an I-pod couldn’t hurt right?  
He gently placed the headphones in his ears.

He went strait to the play lists.  He came across an album called “Monkey Buinsness” He was curios so he clicked it. A song came up called “My Humps” caught his eye, it seemed inviteing, so he cliked it.  

<ah, ah, ah, ah aha, aha, ah, aha, watcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk>

‘Well that’s inviteing’ L thought as he turned the song a little louder.

<ima get get get get you drunk, get you love drunk of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, check it out!>  Light stirred a little bit but did not wake up.

< I drive these brothers crazy I do it on the daily, they treat me really nicely, they buy me all these icys > Light looked up at L.

“Ryuzaki, what are you doing?”

L had paused the song and looked like deer caught in headlights.

“Um…well, I just”

“Whatever.” Light sighed.

‘I like that song’ he thought to himself.

L snapped out of it and pressed play.

  L pulled out a pencil and a notebook. He would draw, no harm there right?

<I say no but they keep on given so I keep on taken, no I aint taken, I keep on demonstaiten my love, my love, my love, my love.>

L had drawn rather fast, and the picture was quite well drawn, wait.

‘This is not good’ L thought.

<She got me spenden, ohhh spenden all your money yummy and spending time on me>  

Light could not get back to sleep. So he turned around and looked up at L.  He saw him drawing in his notebook and the I-pod full blast.  What was he drawing?

<Wacha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?  Ima get get get get you drunk get you love drunk off my hump.  Wacha gonna do with all that ass all that ass inside them jeans? Ima make make make you scream, make you scream, make you scream!>

L looked down at his finished sketch.

‘This is not good’ L thought

<I met girl down at the disco, she said hey, hey hey let’s go. I can be your baby you can be my honey, let’s spend time not money>  Light sat up and snached the trophy out of L’s hand.

L looked up in horror at Light.

‘Definitely not good!!’

light looked down at the picture in confusion.  It looked professionally drawn.  Like L had practiced before.

It was a picture of both of them. Light stood in the picture, eyes wide open and shocked, L had his eyes closed in a relaxed manner and his lips brushed over Lights very gently. L’s hand was covered in blood and he was smearing it over Lights cheek.

Light looked up from the notebook at L, who had turned the I-pod off and placed it on the nightstand.

“Um…Ryuzaki, why did you-“

L cut him off.

“I’m sorry!! It’s just that I love to draw and that song-“

he was cut off by soft pink lips. Gently then roughly. Lights hand snaked its way into L’s hair to get a better grip and deepen the kiss.  Light gently ran his tounge over L’s bottom lip.  He gladly parted his mouth and let the younger boy explore his own.  L brought his hand up to Lights cheek and the chain that bound them together rattled as he gently stroked it.
When the need for air came and they broke apart and stared at eachother like thay had never met before.

Light layed down and thought about what he had just done, while L, on the other hand, was too shocked to move.

“Hey, Ryuzaki.”

L looked down at him.

“Lie down”

L carefully layed down and felt his eyelids get heavy.  He felt thin, soft fingers tangle themselves into his own as the chain rattled.

L griped the hand in return and fell into a well earned sleep.

-owari